May 2013
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
osamah:
is ramen an emotion i’m feeling pretty ramen right now
please don’t get tired of me or of the way i lie next to you and tell you what i love about you more than twenty times you should know this: if i kept it inside i’d get cracks all over and it would pour out of me
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
lolichild:
I will eat the prettiest flowers and drink only rose water I will snack on dandelions and count the calories They say you are what you eat I just want to be beautiful for once
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
thatfunnyblog:
why do sherlock fans call themselves sherlockians when they should be called sherlock’s holmies
“What if I told you I’m incapable of tolerating my own heart?”
– Virginia Woolf, Night and Day (via pattiocleavis)
ronaldreaganisdead:
rocks dont move and they are happy
2spookykarkat:
lucifersblog:
the-final-horcrux:
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
